The scammers just keep getting dumber...

Got this email today:

Good Day Dearest One Dear !! I am Madam.Sonia Zuru I am a widow being that I lost my husband,my husband was a serving director of the Cocoa exporting board until his death.He was assassinated by the rebels following the political uprising, before his death he made a deposit of Six Million Five Hundred Dollars ($ 6,500,000.00) here in Ouagadougou Burkina Faso in one of the Security Company,he intended to buy a Cocoa processing Machine with the fund.I want you to help me for us to retrieve this fund and transfer it to your account in your country or any safer place as you will be the beneficiary and recipient of the fund which we will use for joint investment in your country.I have plans to do investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production.This is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me and my only Daughter Linda Zuru, Telephone REMOVED Thanks and best regards . Madam Sonia Zuru

I've never priced a cocoa processing machine, but something tells me over $6 million is a little excessive. I'm also kinda disappointed. $6.5 million is pocket change compared to the scams I used to receive. I know the economy is tough right now, but it's not like these scammers are actually offering real money. Add a few more zeros to that and you might perk my interest.